10 FACTS THAT PROVE WHY LIGHT SKIN LADIES ARE BETTER THAN DARK SKIN CHICS!!! WARNING, DON’T READ THIS IF YOU’RE FAINT-HEARTED AS IT’S TOO BLUNT

WARNING: The following article is classified as offensive humor/intentional provocation. Avoid reading it if you are the type of person that catches feelings like homa.

Gentlemen not only prefer blondes but also lighter skinned women in general. Fact is I am not a gentlemen, so I don’t really mind whether a chic is light skinned or dark skinned. So long as she’s hot, I shall bang and re-bang. But if you come to think of it, light skin babes are actually a better option for a man than dark skin babes. Why is that so? Allow me to propagate some light skin propaganda to help you understand.


1. Light skin chics don’t eat a lot of food
Most light skin chics try too hard to prevent themselves from getting fat so they don’t eat a lot. Sometimes they intentionally starve themselves. Who are we to judge these tudems for torturing their intestines? After all, this is beneficial to us men, Dating a light skin chics helps you cut your losses on food-related matters. When you take a dark skin chic out for a coffee date, she is most likely to order another cup after finishing the first. A light skin chic won’t even finish the first cup. With the economic situation at it’s worst, you do your math.

2. Dark skin chics use too much makeup and lipstick
Chocolate hunnies try too hard to make themselves shine. For some, you even have to use a jembe to dig through their layers of makeup if you are really curious enough to want to see the real faces. It’s too much. Dark skin chics are renowned for making outlandish alterations to their appearances. If ‘Dark Skin Chics’ and ‘Makeup’ were in a relationship on Facebook, it would undoubtedly be classified as “engaged”. Can’t women just stay the way God created them? Of course they can’t/ Especially not dark-skin chics3. Light skin chics are not that smart
Men like submissive women. Let’s not even kid ourselves here. Unfortunately, feminism is killing submissiveness. The good news is that It’s easy to make a less-smart woman submit to you than a smart one. Dark skin chics are generally smarter than light skin chics and that means they’ll give you more hell. A dark skin chic will discover when you are cheating quicker than a light skin chic. A dark skin chic will also quarrel with you more times since she can sniff bullshit easily.

A light skin chic on the other hand has no time for well-reasoned, balanced arguments, coated with vitriol laden diatribes aimed at relieving her emotional angst. So long as you give her a good b@ng after an argument, all your crimes shall be forgotten and banished into the holy land of amnesia.

4. Light skin chics are more experimental in b3d
It’s been proven that light skin chics master the basic b3'droom maneuvers earlier in their lives than dark skin chics. That’s because they don’t endure lengthy dry spells like their darker sisters. You can find a 25 year old dark skin chic that has never su'ck3d the ‘D’ and has no clue how to do it, but you are unlikely to find a light skin chic with the same handicap. B@'nging dark skinned chics is a tougher endeavor that results in small scale entertainment. The attempts they make to mimic p0'rn stars are terrible. All the over the top yelling and screaming and rehearsed lines from bad p0'rn is both hilarious and pathetic.

Having s3'x with a Light skin girl, however, makes you feel like you are an italian lad called Antonio. The p@ssion these chics exhibit is real, raw, and authentic. They live to please you between the sh33ts and have an ins@tiable d3sire to be dominated.


5. Light skin chics get approached many times
There’s a huge benefit that comes with dating a chic that gets h1t on by many guys. When a girl gets approached by so many guys, she will reject most of them and only accept the best of them. So your light skin chic won’t ch3at on you with some douche who doesn’t even have anything going in his life. She will ch3at on you with an alpha from whom you will learn a lesson. You’ll be content knowing that when she ch3ats, she will ch3at on you with a man who is better than you

6. Light kin chics have feminine tendencies
A woman is more feminine when she lets you chase her around, ignores your texts sometimes and does other girly stuff like using a million hashtags on her pictures. Dark skinned chics are not like that. They chat with you like you are a business associate. They are too serious

Light skin chics, on the other hand, tend to carry their ladylike auras everywhere because it is who they are. They exude intoxicating girlishness. They love being s3'xy and take tremendous pride in their femininity 7. Light skin chics are hotter
Not to cast shade on the chocolate hunnies but Yellow yellow chics are the gold standard in beauty. There are stil a few hermits and delusional freaks who think that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. No, not at all. Beauty is in the eyes of the man who spots a light skin chic.

8. Media exposure
Light skinned women are represented in the mass media as icons of beauty. Music video vixens, TV anchors and actresses are mostly brown. Thus the premise is simple. Light skin women are put out there more because they are more desirable.


9. Light skin chics are happy
Most light skin chis have fire cracker personalities. Since they have been made to believe that the world revolves around them, light skin chics tend to be generally happier than their darker counterparts. They have less stress over petty issues. They believe that since they are hot and getting chased around by men, everything is okay in life.

10. Light skin chics are fun
The brown skin of a female reflects ’happiness and brightness’ so light skin chics brighten a room. And this brightness makes them seem friendly, friendly and approachable…and less intimidating than darkskins. Of course s3'ducing them might be hard but in the long run, they make you a better man.

If you put in the work necessary and baptize yourself by fire by approaching, failing, and interacting with them on the regular, you will quickly discover that the benefits are well worth the effort. And even if you decide they’re not your cup of tea, your d1'ck will be appreciative of your new and improved game.

If you are a feminist or dark skin chic, I know you are half tempted to comment on this post and call me out for my ridiculousness. I know you are itching to tell me how you are personally insulted. Ne sawa. Let me hide now. But the bible says ‘thou should not fall into temptation easily’. See ya